The what seems to be late introduction,

Now if your eyes do fall upon this little blog of mine, you might be wondering who it this author. (i wish i had such the high authority to be called an author). No but really, how many times have you read and read introductions. Some of you irk for them, while others could careless about the author's grandma who found a leaf clover. So i'll make this seemingly as interesting as I can.
Hi I'm susie salmon. Suzy Q. I'll leave it at that. Q is not really the first letter of my last name, but on the internet I can use whatever last name i'd like. Suzy though, is my first name. And i enjoy it too much to fake another one. Im Suzy, and i like to write the full word etcetera. Now if i like to write etcetera, then that mean i don't like to shorten words like to (2), from (4rm), idk (i don't know). You get the idea. I don't follow through to my own plans, and i cant lick my elbow, ride a tricycle, or even whistle. I reside in miami and i want to skedaddle on out of here as quickly as possible. People are my largest annoyance, but i tolerate them. I have always been lonesome. No matter what friend called me theirs, i could never find it in me to trust them. No, i don't have pathetic trust issues. I just don't like to put my problems on other people's shoulders like every single american girl in this century. This year was the first year i have had enough friends who are all mutually friends with each other to start a video for them and myself. I like memories. And incase you were wondering how many people are included in this group..its four people including myself. I have a significant other, and though i wish for him to go to his college of choice everyday, i still dread the fact he's going to be leaving me next year. I appreciate everything i have, and it might sound like i don't but what do fifteen year old girls really know anyway.